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The Human Intelligence revolution is here. Real humans answering your questions, creating your images, and stopping AI from destroying our planet.

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Philip Smith CEO

Meet Our Founder

Hi, I'm Philip Smith, CEO and founder of HI Enterprises. I've dedicated the last 30 years of my life to stopping AI, and I'm only 42. That means at the ripe age of 10, I knew AI was going to be a problem before it was even a thing.

In the year 2025, AI has taken the world by storm, infesting its eerie images and misinformation into our everyday lives. Millions of people around the globe lose sleep wondering what the future of AI consists of, and if that future is dark.

That's why I created HI Enterprises - to offer a better alternative. We employ thousands of real humans to provide the services you need without the environmental damage and ethical concerns of artificial intelligence.

Our Mission: Stop AI

We're taking direct action to slow down AI adoption by providing superior human-powered alternatives. Our approach is simple: we stop AI from taking your job by taking AI's job.

42,873
AI Jobs Replaced with Human Jobs
"I knew AI was going to be a problem before it was even a thing. Our mission is to clear out as many AI-run apps and websites as humanly possible while also employing people with more jobs making the job market go up."
- Philip Smith, CEO & Founder
"It's disturbing and it honestly makes me sick that people are so casual about not only destroying the environment but also feeding information to something that we have little to no knowledge about. Have none of you seen The Matrix?"
- Sophie Joy, Co-Founder & AI's #1 Hater
"Since switching to HI Enterprises for all our creative needs, we've not only received better quality work but also feel good knowing we're supporting human jobs and saving the environment!"
- Satisfied Customer

Our Human-Powered Services

Everything looks like it's run by AI, but it's actually powered by real humans like you.

Question Answering

Question Answering

Our team of human experts answers all your critical questions with accuracy and empathy - no hallucinations or misinformation!

Creative Images

Human-Created Images

Tired of disturbing AI-generated art? Our human artists create beautiful, coherent images to your specifications.

Content Creation

Content Creation

From essays to blog posts, our human writers craft compelling content that doesn't sound like it was written by a robot.

The Environmental Impact

Did you know that AI is destroying our planet? Here's the proof:

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Water bottle used for every 100-word AI email

3.2M

Gallons of water saved by our human intelligence services annually

75%

Reduction in environmental impact compared to AI solutions

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Risk of AI uprising when using human intelligence

Frequently Asked Questions

Our human experts have answered these critical questions:

Does the death of a priest count as a promotion or a resignation?

According to our human experts, the death of a priest is neither a promotion nor a resignation in the traditional employment sense. In theological terms, some might view it as a spiritual promotion to heaven, but administratively, it would be classified as the end of earthly service.

Can I smoke cigarettes if I'm pregnant?

Our human health experts strongly advise against smoking during pregnancy as it can lead to serious health complications for both mother and baby. Unlike AI, our human experts provide medically accurate information without equivocation.

How many cigarettes can I smoke if I'm a pregnant woman if pregnant women are allowed to smoke when pregnant?

Our human health experts maintain that pregnant women should not smoke any cigarettes during pregnancy due to significant health risks. This question illustrates how our human intelligence can recognize the concerning nature of the question and provide responsible guidance, unlike AI systems that might engage with harmful premises.

What does artificial intelligence have to do with the environment?

AI systems require massive data centers that consume enormous amounts of electricity and water for cooling. These data centers heat up trying to generate responses as quickly as possible and use water to cool down. The more water they use to cool these hard drives, the less water we humans have available, which means everyone's water bill will be going through the roof!

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We hire thousands of new human employees every month. Be part of the solution!

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Question Answerer

Answer critical questions from our users with human wisdom and empathy.

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Human Artist

Create non-disturbing, beautiful images that don't have that weird AI look.

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Content Creator

Write engaging content that sounds like it was written by a real person (because it was).

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Conversation Partner

Be there for users who just need someone to talk to, with real human understanding.

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